All Academic
The irony of CaveWomen hitting the lecture circuit was that
many of their venues were in colleges and universities. Most of the presentations involved
multi-media views of past expeditions with an emphasis on social media
involvement, so they had become very popular with students. Many faculty members usually turned up too,
and most were fans, but a few came in to the lectures trying to stir up
trouble.
Those were Tass’ favorites, and Pet saw that familiar gleam
in her best friend’s eyes as Tass stepped into the microphone. The fool had groused that the CaveWomen were
‘putting foolish thoughts’ into impressionable young minds and demanded that
Pet and Tass explain themselves.
“Weeeellll,” Tass started leisurely, “we don’t think that
putting thoughts into heads is wrong.
New thoughts are why all these kids enrolled at your fine school and any
teacher worth his tenure that objects to thoughts that aren’t his own might
want to reconsider being a thought-master and get over himself.” The audience chuckled at Tass’ smug smile as
she finished by leaning way over the podium and saying, “Just some food. For thought.”
Pet briefly considered doing the humane thing and feeling
sorry for the professor, but she was always uncomfortable in the spotlight and
just wanted the lecture to be over. Tass
might be the face and voice of CaveWomen, but Pet was its heart and soul. Pet was the one with the facts, figures and
theories, so she brought the wood, but it was always Tass who brought the
fire. The lectures were very profitable
too, and the money earned from them helped to fund CaveWomen’s grammar school
presentations which were always done for free.
So in many ways, Pet had gone to college like Ray had wanted;
she just did not do it the way her father had anticipated. But she knew he would have been proud of her,
she could imagine the look in his eyes from seeing the same look in
Araceli’s. Tass’ mother was extremely
proud of both women; she had been running the business-y end of CaveWomen since
its inception and attended as many lectures as she could. Araceli was in the audience for this lecture
at U.C. Davis, bouncing Chuy’s youngest on her knee.
Chuy Romero had cleaned up his act several years ago after
an especially long stint in jail. Tass
paid his tuition at a trade school and now her big brother had a wife, two
kids, a steady job and relieved mother.
Chuy was quite proud of his little sister too, both his little sisters
for that matter, and Petra ’s
Glyphs had a very small, very unlikely hardcore fan base of aircraft mechanics.
The lecture was drawing to a close now, Tass was telling the
audience where to find them online and directing them to the merchandise table
where they could buy books and T shirts.
It would be at least another hour before they got out of the auditorium
since many of the audience members wanted to shake their hands and talk a
bit. Usually, it was Tass they wanted to
meet, but a few of the quieter ones always made sure to seek out Pet and tell
her that they wished they were brave like her.
Tass was happily holding court surrounded by about twenty
people while Pet gathered up the lecture materials, a couple of girls
approached Pet and she even signed an autograph. The man on the fringes of the
crowd kept catching Pet’s eye, he didn’t look much older than her except for
his pure white hair. His face was not
heavily lined with wrinkles and his posture suggested a very fit body, so she
wondered if the white hair was natural.
Out of nowhere, the man winked slyly at Pet and grinned as
he took a few steps toward her, extending his hand. “Thirty seven,” he said by way of
introduction.
“I..I’m,” Pet stumbled before recovering gracefully, “huh?”
He laughed, “I’m not an old man, saw you staring at my
wandering white.” The man shook Pet’s
hand firmly, which made her feel odd, and said, “Walker Keel.”
Pet realized she was still holding his hand and dropped it
quickly, a bit flustered, saying, “I’m Pet, Pet Brazil thank you for coming to
the lecture.” That sounded very lame to
her ears for some reason and there was a tiny awkward silence, so she rushed to
ask, “What is wandering white?”
Pet did not know what to say, but she really wanted to say
something to Walker ,
to keep the conversation going for some reason.
Finally she asked, “Did you enjoy the lecture?
“Very much,” Walker
replied, “although I am very new to this, I didn’t even know about you until
last week.”
“What happened last week?”
Pet was curious.
“My father in law died,” he said with a sadness creeping
into his green eyes. “Former father in
law anyway, he was a good man, an eccentric man.” Walker
then looked directly into Pet’s eyes, “He was a big fan of yours,” he said and
held out a manila envelope.
“What’s this?” Pet
could not actually be less interested in the contents of that envelope at that
time, all she wanted was to talk to this man for hours. She then remembered her manners and rushed to
say, “I’m so sorry for your loss by the way.”
“Thanks,” he replied softly, “my ex asked me to help out
with his estate, which is what brought me here.
We needed to know that you were on the level, Amos could be a little
trusting.”
Pet’s head snapped up at the sound of that name, “Amos is a
great name, he must have been a great man, your father in law.”
All of a sudden Pet realized that this was one of those
moments, one of those defining moments in life and her definition was in that
battered manila envelope. That familiar
pounding in her chest had been there since Walker Keel smiled at her; her hands
were shaking as she opened the envelope and saw the photos.
All the blood drained from Pet’s face and she even swayed a
little, prompting Walker
to swoop in gallantly and steady her.
Tass had stopped talking, she was staring at Pet with concern as was her
coterie of admirers. Pet slowly pulled
one of the photos all the way out, it was a rune; it was her rune but not just
that, not by a fair distance.
Tass broke away from her crowd to come look over Pet’s
shoulder and was quiet for several long moments. Tass then said the one thing they were both
thinking, the only thing that could sum up this unexpected treasure,” Holy shit
fuck!”
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